20 Ways To Upset a White Person (Updated Again)
Published by imaG April 25th, 2008 in Humor
White people are cool, for a while. After that while is over with you get tired of them sometimes. Always having to do the right thing and shit, things like that get on my nerves sometimes. Well this is what I do. I piss them off. And here are ten easy ways to do so.
20 Ways To Upset a White Person
1. Be Black
2. Steal their bike.
3. After stealing their bike, ride it to their girlfriends/boyfriends house, and steal her/him too.
4. Tell them the Beatles were really Black.
5. Invite yourself over late at night.
6. Remind them Tiger Woods is Black.
7. Steal their lunch.
8. Kick their dog in the abdomen, or head.
9. Delete all their music off their iPod and replace it with Rap.
10. Tell them their mothers/father booty is banging, and what you would do to it if you had 5 minutes.
Note - Use one at a time.. If used in combination could be fatal.
If you know any more ways to upset your white counterparts, please leave them in a comment to be added to the list.
Thanks to the great response we have more to add to the list
11. Raid their fridge - Travis
12. Explain to them Jesus couldn’t have been white because of the region he was born people are only possibly of Arab descent. Also tell a catholic that Mary and Joseph were not white either. - JoseOle
13. Tell them that you believe the OJ verdict was just because there was “reasonable doubt†as to whether or not he did it. - Hill Rat
14. Tell them all white people look alike. - Stuff White Parents Like.
15. Tell a thin white woman that she is looking chubby. - Beauty In Baltimore
16. Don’t act interested when they tell you about their children, spouse or weekend. - Beauty In Baltimore
17. Talk about the movie Roots. - Beauty in Baltimore
18. Tell soccer moms that their kid sucks at soccer. - imaG
19. Ignore them when you are with Black friends. - london
20. Make a list on your blog about upsetting White people - see here
22 Comments to “20 Ways To Upset a White Person (Updated Again)”
- 1 Pingback on May 6th, 2008 at 8:12 am
11. Raid their fridge.
(Falls under 7.Steal their lucnch. maybe, but still)
Hilarious.
Well it’s pretty obvious the Beatles were not black, but some Beatles are black.
The one that I love, and the whitey has to be very christian, is to tell them that Jesus couldn’t have been white b/c the region he was born people are only possibly of Arab descent. Also tell a catholic that Mary and Joseph were not white either. Then watch their head explode while they try to think their way out of it.
Tell them that you believe the OJ verdict was just because there was “reasonable doubt” as to whether or not he did it. That drives them bat $hit crazy.
why would you want to upset white folks? As a laugh I nned to try this,
http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com
Just tell the Beatles were not that good.
Now if I only had a black website, imagine how pissed african americans would get. You guys are racist towards us but if we are racist towards you, THEN IT’S LIKE THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol @ MMZZ, you mad?
You’ve gotta be more specific with #9– replace all the music on their iPods with mainstream, non-indy rap that Damon Albarn has never touched— that will piss of a white person.
http://athenasmom.wordpress.com/
11. Tell them all white people look alike.
Talk about the movie Roots.
Tell a white woman how the Asian women in tec all have very handsome and very rich white husbands.
Tell a thin white woman that she is looking chubby.
Don’t grin when they tell you to smile.
Don’t act intrested when they tell you about their children,spouse or weekend.
I hope I gave you some good ones.
Tell them all white people look alike.
by Stuff White Parents Like April 25th
white people have to many hair and eye colors combos for this to be true.
haha when theyre talking about their kid look uninterested.. trust me it really works they get sooo pissed
11.. ignore them when you are with black friends…
I like that one london
How about telling them that they are not Irish if they have been living in America for generations!
Or that the Irish are NOT the blacks of europe!
we could go back to post number 3.. play the race card….
i want a new post! new post! new post!
The one about jesus is so true. Most people don’t like to think of him being a person of color.
introduce them to random “thugs” on the street as your peckerwood friend.
” BeautyinBaltimore! says:
April 25th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Tell them all white people look alike.
by Stuff White Parents Like April 25th
white people have to many hair and eye colors combos for this to be true.”
No, you do all look alike sometimes. I still confuse many white people at my school. I actually find it a bit embarrassing and rarely admit it but it’s true sometimes I can’t tell white people apart.
Interestingly as the followers resolution take to be this…
How 2 upset a black person:
1: Say the “N” Word (while being white)
2: Say the “N” word and ask why they dont get upset at other black people(while being white)
3: tell them to smile
4: mess up their shoes
5: tell them that the NAACP actively promotes racism
6: call them willfully ignorant
7: point out everything they didnt achieve
8: tell them that BET actively promotes ignorance
9: tell them that all rap sounds the same
10: tell them that they are not african if they have been living in america for generations