From me.

Although white people love having Black friends, Black people normally don’t feel the same way. This makes them feel as if they are betraying their race. A Black person will have the occasional white friend to reap the benefits, but generally this relationship is not taken seriously by the Black individual. Black people do not like to be invited to large white gatherings. This is due to the fact that Black people can become quickly agitated when surrounded by too many white people.

When Black people come together, they love to look at the peculiarities of the white culture and have a laugh. This is because white people participate in what they consider life threatening extra-curricular activities - Rock climbing, power walking*, skydiving and more. (Black people don’t believe in puting their life at risk for no reason, its an everyday event for some). If you ask a Black person why a white person partakes in a certain activity, expect, “because he’s white” as an answer. This is commonly heard in the Black community when speaking about their opposite.

Sample Question:

Mama, why that whiteboy smell like he ain’t taken a shower?

Answer:

Because he’s white and white people don’t shower everyday.

Because he’s white is a simple answer to a complex question. The truth is Black people don’t know why white people do the things they do. So the best thing to do is make fun of it. Black people especially enjoy upsetting a white person, and then making fun of them when they raise their voice. When white people get upset, they tend to sound even more white, which is hilarious to the Black individual. Occasionally a white person may slip up and use the N word in front of multiple Black individuals. When this happens, the prognosis is generally poor.

When white in a Black community, the best way to prevent being made fun of is to leave. Do not try and fit in, this normally ends up in either a robbery or a choking. Do not try to play basketball, the film White Men Can’t Jump ruined it for all white people, blame Woody. When being ridiculed for being white, best thing to do is not reply and laugh it off and then take your Black friends out to lunch on you. After a few weeks of this the ridiculing will stop and you will be deemed, “a cool whiteboy.” Once deemed a cool whiteboy, Black women are available for you to date.

Black people always love to laugh at white people getting injured during extreme sports.

If you do extreme sports and fall in front of a crowd of Black people, the roasting will not end and you will always be remembered as the whiteboy who busted his a*s.

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