With the majority of the NFL being Black. Black people take great pride in playing their favorite athletes on their big screens at home. A lot of the time they will create character named after themselves and make him bigger, faster, and stronger than the rest of the players in order to boost their self esteem. Black people will play Madden for hours until they consider themselves unbeatable. Once they believe they cannot be defeated they begin challenging anyone in sight for cash, whether mother, grandmother, baby niece, or white neighbor.

A self proclaimed Madden professional rarely plays online. This is because people who are actually good play online and they lose the majority of the games. Losing either results in loss of appetite, a broken controller, or an injured hand from punching the wall.

When Black people meet up to play Madden it is essential that each person brings their own controller. It is not uncommon to see two rival self proclaimed Madden Professionals talk smack to each other during the game. A Black person will never admit defeat and although losing will play all night stating multiple phrases as follows.

Mayne that ni*ga just getting lucky - most common.

My button jammed, that aint on me.

Man this ain’t my night, this ni*ga cheatin.

The most unacceptable offense anyone can make, whether Black or not, while playing Madden is to turn off the Xbox or Playstation during the middle of the game because of the frustration of losing. This will not be forgiven and you may be kicked out and barred from ever playing serious Madden in that house again.

If you’re white and go over to your Black friends house to play Madden, it’s best to only win one or two games and talk minimal smack. This will make the Black individual feel superior and will reduce tension between the two individuals. If you’re white and win multiple games in a row while talking smack, the Black individual may become irate and the prognosis is usually poor.

*mantalk.

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