A Day In The Life: imaG pt 1. - Happy 4th of July btw. | anything Black

 



I don’t really talk about myself much on this blog. So I figured I would for one day. I don’t really know much about my readers or if anyone actually reads this blog at all. Maybe we’re somewhat similar, maybe not..

I wake up at like 6 am..Tired as fuck. (Excuse my French). Get up, eyes half closed, look into the mirror like, “Damn, I’m cold.” I gotta sleep with the AC on blast, otherwise I feel like shit! Next, I take a shower - I think people who don’t take showers in the morning are iffy. I don’t want to call anyone dirty but yeah…But those poeple believe if you don’t take a shower before you hop in your bed you’re dirty. Vice Versa I guess. Sometimes I do both. Get dressed, leave the house. Hop into the car. Turn it on…Gas tank says to me

Broke Ass Nigga, I’m hungry.

So I say to the gas tank, “fuck you, you ain’t gettin shit!” Then I proceed to drive to the gas station. I’ve found that if you pump a little before you pay, you get the last ounce or two of the residual gas left in the pump. I know gas is expensive but I can’t stand when people sit there and shake the gas pump vigorously in while it’s still in their tank. It’s like a few extra droplets of gas, or life? Hmmm..I’ll take the gas. Assholes!

Gotta remember this!

Leave the gas station. Go to school. If my city isn’t the roundest city on earth..then I’ll be damned. I’m pretty sure everybody in my class rolls to school and I’m the only one who actually pays for gas. Maybe if I gain weight I can join the club. Don’t pay attention because the teacher doesn’t teach, she just reads the slides. Drive home, dodge these wackass drivers. Remember that game that everybody used to have on their PC, ski free, and you have to ski down the mountain and eventually that god-forsaken snowman who’s existence is based on appearing out of nowhere to devour you. Yeah, that’s like driving in my city, every motherfucker seems like they’re life mission is to exterminate me with their vehicle. Arrive at la casa. Pass out on my bed from exhaustion. Wake up and study because thats the only way I’m going to pass, lectures are doo-doo.

Get online. Talk to my associate. See what’s going on. Check anythingBlacks stats. Frown. Think about writing a post. Think about eating. Lay down on my bed while thinking. Wake up in the morning. Repeat.

I’ll update. I’m not a negative person either. I love my life, sometimes :)

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3 Comments to “A Day In The Life: imaG pt 1. - Happy 4th of July btw.”  

  1. 1 Josh Maxwell

    Can you tell me who did your layout? I’ve been looking for one kind of like yours. Thank you.

  2. 2 YoungBelizeanLady

    Awww..don’t worry this roughly resembles my day…except this summer I’m taking online classes, so I can fit in working two jobs. I definitely feel you on the wack drivers who are apart of this big conspiracy to take me down whether I am driving or walking.

  3. 3 Ebony

    Man I feel the same way about work.. Fuck it.. Your still a G to me!!
    And people try to kill me driving EVERY SINGLE DAY!! And most of the time (at least 85% of the time) it isn’t my fault! Bastard ass drivers around here!

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