Booty-Pads, what do you think?
Published by imaG June 23rd, 2008 in Humor
Don’t ask how, don’t ask why…But I followed a few links and found myself on a website advertising booty-pads. Just the thought of booty pads makes me laugh. I mean really, if a guy looked at you, and you could tell he was looking at your new improved booty, would you be happy knowing that you’re wearing booty pads?
So you’re standing in the mirror, getting ready to go out, knowing you might have a few drinks and go home with somebody tonight…You slide on your sexiest dress which flaunts your beautifully curved body, then you slide in your booty pads…
I wonder how many plump, round, succulent, booty cheeks I’ve stared at have been booty pads. Is this like a regular thing? Does every woman have a pair at home? I mean is it worse than a padded bra or is it the same thing? What if your wife wanted to wear booty pads, would you let her? How about your husband?
Would you be disappointed if the girl you were talking to used a booty pad, and really she was suffering from anti-ass syndrome?
My lovely lumps
Wait, women aren’t the only culprits here. What about the male PACKAGE enhancer. A 34 dollar pair of underwear that does the exact same thing as would stuffing your boxers with socks!!!! But why do that, when you can get the real thing!?!?!
For the ladies….Would you be upset if your crush was wearing a penis pad this whole time, that his bulge was really just a ball of cotton, and he’s lacking?
Get your Package Enhancer today, or else you’re a wimp! A butt pad, is included.
Final question: What do you say when you’re about to get down to business and you reveal the persons pad, and what is uncovered is extremely disappointing? Do you say something, or continue doing what you’re doing?
By the way, if you want to get you a booty pad, feel free to purchase one by clicking here
not sexy at all. If a boy had booty and male enhancer pads on, it would not work.
I think not telling people that you have fake sexi lumps is like not telling someone you piss fire and your blood is questionable…..it’s rude!
sad. just work with what u’ve got.
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.
lol thats sooo stupid
It’s just a cheaper version of ass implant surgery.
No way. If I imagine being with a man and watching him taking his booty pads off, this would turn me off completely :-)))
Oh no! that’s not cute… not even a little bit
LMFAO!!! Booty pads & male enhancement pads.. What has the world come to that a man will BUY a contraption to “enhance” his package.. I’d be highly pissed that my dude pulled his pants down to reveal nothing less then what I suspect..
definitely! use them! I can wear so many more clothes now becasue I wear booty pads in my jeans and work skirts. My favorite ones are from the bubbles website. they sell all kinds of padded panties. They are very realistic looking. They’re at http://www.lovemybubbles.com
oh -but ya- you have to make sure to slip them out before your boy sees you without your pants on!
smh @ advertisers.