Can I touch your d*ck? No Homo.
Published by imaG April 17th, 2008 in Humor
Word?
I don’t have a problem with gay people so lets get that out of the way.
With the unfortunate launch of Lil’ Waynes career came new confidence. Lil Wayne made it okay to kiss men on the lips and claim you aren’t gay. He even helped pioneer a phrase for such actions.This phrase is said mostly within the Black community, commonly used by teenagers and young adults. This phrase has given power to your undercover gay roommate, cousin, and best friend, to comment on things & people they secretly adore.
No Homo
I just can’t stand it when people use the damn phrase on me, or around me. But I don’t like when dudes I thought was straight be saying gay stuff to me, or hitting on other dudes and be like, no homo tho. It’s like getting punched in the face when a dude drops a gay line on you. You ain’t expecting it or nothing, it just like what? Say that again?
I was at a party the other day, and Chris Browns newest song was playing (With you) and this guy that I know stepped beside me and was said, “Chris Browns fine, (and then he tried to belittle his gayness with) he’s a good dancer too, no homo. “In my mind I’m just like, “why’d you feel the need to tell me that? Keep that ish to yourself”
How about a dude pinchin’ ya butt then looking up at you grinning like, “no homo”. Nah dude, chill. Catch a nigga at the wrong time you gonna misplace your jaw or something, real talk. But yeah, these borderline gay actions aren’t restricted to the Black community, not at all.
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I’m not gay, I promise.
Don’t let that devilish white smile get to you. If you don’t know by now white people always got something up their sleeve. White people are even worse, they wait till you’re drunk, try some gay ish on you, such as shoving a broom up your a*s, or maybe a more subtle approach such as going in for the kiss. When they don’t get the response they’re looking for, they say, “aww bro I’m just kidding, please don’t leave.” Them dudes don’t even say no homo. They’re just like, “maybe next time.”
My experience: I was at another so-called party (call me partyboy) and a fight breaks out (normal occurence). I’m a little tipsy by now so I’m over by the bathroom, and a white guy had some drink spilled on his shirt, (not sure if it was wine or something), on his way to the restroom he says, “I spilled my drink man, wanna help clean it up?” As he said this he was gesturing towards the bathroom..Maybe I’m at the wrong place at the wrong time, I don’t know, but he ain’t say no homo. So I figured it was time to go home. I ain’t getting Bro Raped.
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I just don’t see the need for people to tell me some gay stuff like I can relate or something? “Like, no homo dawg, but you think that nigga got a big penis?” Nigga why, is the only response I can think of? I got a girlfriend damn!
Quit saying no homo. The movement starts NOW. If you homo, just wear a T-Shirt saying I’m gay (see up), then when you make queer comments, people arent surprised or disgusted or offended, its just expected.
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inspired by sbph
You already know that I like the blog so….
The no homo thing is anoying. We a dude says it to much shit makes me think he is gay. I don’t mind if a man can say that another man is “good looking” or “handsome” but “fine” might cause me raise an eyebrow. If a dude is talking a guys d*ick he saw in porn thats not so bad as I know his eyes did not blur the dudes penis in the movie. I also know that men check each other out in the urinals I don’t think that’s gay that’s natural, women do it and we call it checking out the compettion.
First of all, stop looking at me in the Urinal Baltimore Beauty! I thought that was you, you No Homo enabler.
I don’t think it matters if someone is gay or not. If they hit on you and you answer no thanks then it should be over, if they continue then it gets annoying (just like if a fat/ugly chick would get annoying) I’ve had men offer to buy me drinks, in San Fransisco and out and about in Columbus Ohio, and when I say sure if you get one for my wife they usually don’t want to continue the conversation.
I’ll admit, I haven’t been to a party in quite awhile, other than a dinner party *shame*, but I don’t remember all this going on. Maybe I didn’t notice since I’m a girl?
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ehh this is so so u done better!
Its nice to know that someone else is fed up with the very homo “no homo” movement.
and your stories are exactly why i stopped letting people buy me drinks when i go out because they always seem to have a hidden agenda
now ima homebody/360 addict besides
its much safer on the internet where if i see somethin i dont want to i can just hit the lil x in the top right corner…
No homo…new one on me. I like your blog…checkout mine…www.shitblackpeoplelove.com. Always looking for new stuff in the black community.
Good stuff I see you homie
ayo nigga thats cute n/h
lmao. i dont like when niggas think of every gay situation and say no homo when nobody else i the room even thought twice about it. haha…dudes need to be more comfortable with their sexuality
No HoMo!!
You gotta love Killa Cam for coming up with that.
Cam’ron be wildin
Been hearing “no homo” since 2003. It’s annoying. And by the way, LMAO at the Bro Rape video. Good post.
I think the no homo thing is hilarious. I crack up every time i hear it.
i saw an older man (neighbor) in the store looking at some Off products(bug repellent), then after testing a few he says, ” I think I like the fruity one”
after a pause his son says ” no homo” under his breath.
come to find out it was for his wife.
it was hilarious. i don’t hear it often.