Our grandparents got em’, our parents got em’, we got em’, and most likely our children will get them too. Judging from the title you probably already know what I’m talking about. Yep, that’s right. A good ole’ whooping. A whooping so good it’ll leave not only your booty raw, but your hands too from [...]

There is a fine line between being fashionably late and being rude and Black people know how to walk that line with the utmost talent. Depending on the style or type of event, Black people have mastered the art of being “fashionably late.” This means to show up to an event after the scheduled time, [...]

Around the age of 30 when many black people are unsatisfied with their lives, they feel the need to make major changes. When a black person becomes tired of the jovial experiences they’ve sustained in the Black church, they tend to seek out another religion in efforts to regain the void in their lives due [...]

Every black male or female has had a rich white friend at least once in their life. Having a rich white friend is not only gratifying for the black person, but also the white person. Rich white people love having black friends. It gives them an inside scoop, in what’s going on in the black [...]

Regardless of whether they have a job or not, inside every Black male or female is a hustler. A hustler is known to squeeze a dollar out of a dime, a nickel out of a penny, and a penny out of thin air. So whats better than having a job? Having a job and making [...]

Black people love to exclaim how much they love being Black. When you hear a Black person say, “I love being Black” make sure you realize they are talking about their culture, not their skin color. Although Black is beautiful, Black people often make fun of the darker people in their race, calling them names [...]

The late 1950’s through Mid-1960’s wasn’t a pleasant time to be a Negro. Times were hard, the streets were rough. And then came Newport cigarettes. With Newports on the loose, the world was a better place. If you had Newports you were automatically “the bomb” and could enter any conversation with style by using this [...]

Black people love two types of film. Comedy, and drama. People in general are not happy all the time, so a comedy is not always a fitting choice for more somber occasions. It is a very rare occurrence when you see a Black person voluntarily watching a thriller. This is because black people do [...]

Ten minutes after sparking up a conversation with a Black person a routine question asked will be, “What Church do you attend?” If you are Atheist, the best thing to do is excuse yourself from the room upon being asked this question. Black people do not like Atheists, they believe they are possessed by the [...]