Tell Me Why Wednesday: Week 8
Published by imaG May 28th, 2008 in Tell Me Why
Japanese people never fail. They’re always doing something weird like eating on toilets.
Japanese people never fail. They’re always doing something weird like eating on toilets.
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Cuts out the middle man, what with all that walking you have to do to get the the rest rooms, and NO I can’t spare the 10 steps it takes.
That ain’t in Japan, and those ain’t no Japanese neither. It’s in Taiwan - somewhere in China. Same continent though but I don’t wanna go around dissin’ them Japanese dudes for somethin they didn’t come out with (pardon the pun). Yo, they came out with Transformers and in that movie we got Megan Fox. Those Japs are geniuses!!
Good stuff….
Taiwan or Japan, the problem’s the same. There aran’t a lot of new people moving to either one, meaning the population is basically becoming increasingly inbred. Taiwan is fortunate in that at least it has two ethnic groups, but Japan is just fucked. We’re witnessing what happened to the nobility of Europe in the 19th century happen on a national scale. And inbreeding isn’t limited to genetics, but to culture too. As the culture of these isolated and insular societies grows increasingly self-referential and bizarre in an effort to top itself, things like this are a result.
And least anyone accuse me of being racist in this analysis, I’d like to point out that mainland Asian cultures don’t have half the crazy and bizarre shit that the islands do. I wouldn’t doubt a lot of seems as strange to mainlanders as to us in the west.
…and americans don’t do weird sh*t?