Those Damn Text Messages
Published by imaG November 8th, 2008 in Humor, anythingBlack
But like I was saying - Since Obama became President I’ve received countless text messages. All in humor of course for example one of my white friends sent me a text message which read the following..
White people there is nothing to fear!! He won’t be President for too much longer! When has a nigga ever kept a job for 4 years?
And another one which read:
BREAKING NEWS!!! The National Bird is no longer the bald eagle, it has been change to the fried chicken!
I had a laugh of course at some my Black friends sent out saying things like..
All white people report to the cotton field at 5 am!
Pretty entertaining stuff, so did you get any of these crazy text messages? If so, share them with us!
I got the one about an orientation for the white people in a cotton field at 4am…I also got one that said all the girls are shaving their crotches in celebrating…No More Bush lmao I thought it was funny…there were a couple more that I cant remember right now.
I got one that said ” they didn’t want to give us 40 accres and a mule so fuck it we will take 50 states and a white house. I all so got one that had a picture of obama and played we are moving on up
I received quite a few..
Then one I liked most was something like:
“If McCain wins the election, everyone has to smack the first white person they see.”
That would have been entertaining.
I also got the “they didnt want to give us 40 acres and a mule…”
McCain = Bushit.
Hahaha Dejah I got the same one!
people will not all love him its ok though
I don’t like that the 1st text was sent to you by someone who is White. :-/
I got the last text that you posted. I also got one which said something to the effect of “People thought it’d be a cold day in hell if a Black man became president. It’s chilly now. Bundle up b—-es!”
What came to my phone in addition to some already posted:
“It’s gonna be the next great white flight out of this country. Peace out bitches!”
Some others I’m cramming to remember include one about Obama not sleeping because the “Last ni–a who had a dream got assassinated,” one about “King walked so Obama could run, Obama ran so that we could fly,” one about “CHANGE” meaning “Can u Help A Ni–a Get Elected?” and one about McCain’s grave having a plunger on it courtesy of Joe The Plumber. So many others I was deleting right and left, as I was simply getting inundated….had to shoot out a few “cease and desist” texts….
BTW, gotta love how folks shot those texts out there to let White America know what Blacks apparently think about them.
I’ve gotten some of the most ridiculous texts I hae ever seen in my life… but it wasn’t until my dad text me the one about his shift was 3-9 to help bush pack his sh*t that I said OK… this mess is getting out of hand… any forward text from your parents should be against the law