White People Crack Me Up Pt. 1
Published by imaG April 10th, 2008 in Humor
A daily routine of mine is looking through the site stats. So I’m just making my rounds checking traffic and pageviews and what not…and before I finish I checked what people type into search engines and I bust out laughing. It’s crazy the things people type into Search Engines nowadays.
Somebody had searched, “why do black people have dark elbows?”
So I’m thinking, I wonder what made this person want to find out why black people have dark elbows. I can see a white mom or some teenage white kid chilling with his/her black friends, because we all know white people love to have black friends, and being too scared to ask.
Conscience: What if they think I’m racist? I don’t want to start a fight. I better keep my mouth shut and type it in on Google when I get home. Yeah, that sounds good.
Asking why do Black people have dark elbows is like asking why white men lack length. They just do. It’s the way things are, maybe cause we ain’t white? Tell me why anyone would care if we have dark elbows? I wonder if it was bothering them before they went to sleep, or if they really wanted to bring it up at the dinner table.
Son: Mom, why does Latrell have dark elbows?
Mom: I don’t know, but you better stay away from him!
I still haven’t managed to answer the question at hand, why do Black people have dark elbows?
Shit, I don’t know. If you know, let me know? If anyone finds the answer, feel free to leave it as a comment.
To all people, black, white and yellow, if you would like to find my site via Google search, just type in, “why do black people have dark elbows?” I’m the 8th one down. Holla back.
Now i feel horrible. I kust googled” Why do white women have pink nipples?”
http://www.platenuts.com
white folk are just colorful period… pink nipples, pink/purple penises, blue veins… lol and they talk about us being colored?
and i love how anythingblack comes up for “lotion”
LOL!!
I came to this blog from “Stuff White People Like” which I enjoyed. It made me laugh about myself a couple times. And this one is great too.
Anyway, I am not too shy to ask my black friends all kinds of questions. I still would like to know why black people have pink palms. It cannot be because of the lack of light, because then your butt had to be pink also. I also don’t know why white women have pink nipples and black women don’t :-). So these are the questions, which moves the earth and we will never find a correct answer.
Interesting blog post. Don’t know why folks ask what they ask.
Well it all has to do with melanocytes @ soullady. Google it
OMG! This is probably the funniest post yet. You wouldn’t believe the things people google to find my blog.
http://bestparentever.com
best parent…I love your site but it shoule be whitest parent ever
Hahaha this whole site is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant
Yeah, that’s a nutso lookup all right, but helpful for me. I’m writing a blog about stuff white people do (instead of like–I think that other, wildly popular site sucks–why does everything said about race for white folks have to be funny?).
This tendency to wonder about non-white bodies is worthy of a post that I should write up. I already have one about the way white people like to pet black people. Check it out, eh? Clicking on my name should get you there.
Whitely,
Macon D
http://stuffwhitepeopledo.blogspot.com/
LOL
AWESOME…
How do you find what people search?
by moving to wordpress, or using feedburner, I suggest you move to wordpress shanmin dang, its a lot better.
http://blackwomenblowthetrumpet.blogspot.com
How DO you find out what people search for on google???
Write a post on that and let me put a cross post on my blog!
*chuckles*