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White People Crack Me Up Pt. 4

Published by imaG May 19th, 2008 in Uncategorized

Do Black People Have Purple Penises?

Now…I know sometimes you read things that seem to be a little far-fetched, so do I. You see things on peoples blogs where you just know that dude had nothing to write about, so he came up with some BS to write about. Well this is NOT one of those days. You know why? Because the BS I’m about to write about is totally true. I swear I had to blink twice when I saw it. White people are hilarious, really. An equally interesting question is if white people shit flowers and pee rainbows? Curiosity, it’s one hell of a drug.

I decided to examine myself to find out the answer. Unfortunately, my penis failed at being purple. Do you or your Black significant other have a purple penis?

Don’t be ashamed :) You aren’t the only one.

12 Comments to “White People Crack Me Up Pt. 4”  

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  1. 1 YoungBelizeanLady May 19th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    ummm…no significant other to exam…so i’m going to let the other bloggers research that question.

  2. 2 imaG May 19th, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    u ever get ur t

  3. 3 platenuts May 19th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Barney doesn’t have a penis! Plus he’s naked. Do you think white people would allow a big purple dinosaur with a long Jurassic Penis to serenade their children?

    I don’t think so.

    http://www.platenuts.com

  4. 4 Young City May 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    ^^^ i would i see nothin wrong with that

  5. 5 Shine May 20th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    What in the funkenstein? Purple, like blue black penii? :) too funny. I guess since some white people have pink penises they figured black people are just as colorful.

  6. 6 london May 20th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    i met a yt guy at a wedding who’s wife nicknamed him two tone - she started this whole thing by the way to break the ice… he apparently has a bi-colour penis…
    he insisted he show it to everyone as proof - all before the bread rolls were served.. sufficed to say i did not look - i would not - i could not… hence the ‘apparently’
    i spent the rest of the wedding breakfast talking to anyone but him…
    am suitably traumatised…
    wtf…

  7. 7 stuffgirlslike May 20th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Well you at least have searches.

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  8. 8 imaG May 20th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Lol @ London…that is a pretty eye opening story. I wouldnt want everyone to see my dick as pretty as it is.

    And not that many stuffgirlslike.

  9. 9 YoungBelizeanLady May 21st, 2008 at 2:39 am

    lmao..wow @ the wedding story..and IMAG i got the T :-D..i love it..lol..I think I will wear it tomorrow..and I’ll be sure to take pix..THANK YOU!!!!!

  10. 10 Fanfarting May 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 am

    I pee rainbows…not a myth! I PROMISE!

  11. 11 Stuff White Parents Like May 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    LMAO! You should see some of the stuff people search to find my blog. Here’s one:

    “very white people baby names”

    Hell, it’s no purple penis, but still.

  12. 12 red May 31st, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Shine, white ppl have pink penises? I thought that was just vag.

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